Legendary P-rock-music-stars from Holland are in the market for a deal.
Do you own or work for an recordlabel, this is
Why You Should Contract Helmettes:
- grown-up musicians/artists
- write and produce all their own material
- can clean own arse
- create original artwork
- do not need studio-musicians
- are already myths in the underground scene
- big in Japan (well, sort off anyway)
- have loyal German fans
- know
they are great and are modest about it
- have come up with the two best Dutch punk songs ever
- ask anybody
- do
not use drugs or alcohol
- always tell the truth
- got an original name
- try to google them
- have
an logo
- can spell own names on contract
- got enough songs to fill an album
- willing to endorse any product
- don't care about brown M&M's
- know
the importance of "Louie Louie"
- give free T-shirts with contract signing
- sales will surprise everybody
- always laugh at your jokes
- in short; great guys, great songs, great band!
- and maintain own websites for fans:
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Contact: BOSS@HELMETTES.NL
